MUSIC 'n COMEDY VIDEOS
My songs and movies are funny. Enjoy these videos and mp3's!
MUSIC VIDEOS (You need Quicktime)
1. "Have A Baby!" Video DSL - Dial-up
Hey gurrls! Bored and need to kill time?
I've got an idea...
(That poor, bespectacled manchild I'm trying to rape in the video is its director, Victor Varnado!) |
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2. "Smoking Grandma" Video DSL - Dial-up
Starring NYC comedian Amy Daulton as "Smoking Grandma"! With Smileytown Boys Garner Knutson and Eric Rudnick, a cameo by MY DAD, and thanks to Shorty's Barbershop, where we shot the deadly hairspray scene! Dir: Cody Cameron, Rachel Arieff. |
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3. "Mr. Tacos' Opus" Video DSL - Dial-up
Okay, turns out my cat, Mr. Tacos, is a freaking musical genius who COMPOSES and WRITES LYRICS(!). Obviously influenced by Bela Bartok, he's written 2 other masterpieces: "I'm a Bad Cat, I'm a Naughty Cat", and a love song, "Box Full of Turds". Dir: Cody Cameron, Rachel Arieff. |
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MP3's
1. How To Be Happy All the Time .mp3
Here it is, folks: the secret to everlasting joy!
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2. Bob Newhart Love Song .mp3
Why so sad, little girl? It must be First Love.
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3. Have A Baby! .mp3
Boy, does my mother hate this song! I just don't understand why. It's catchy enough and it's not like I use bad language and shit. |
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4. Gun Control Solutions .mp3
This rockin' tune could've never been written in England, 'cause it's just too hard to get your hands on a firearm to blow someone's head off. Which just goes to show you: a safe society is sucky for rock 'n roll! |
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Unreleased MP3: The John Ashcroft Love Song!
 Perhaps the most ridiculous character in the chock-full-o'-freaks Bush 2 Administration, Episode I is gone now, but not forgotten.
Phun Phact: the drums are really just a cardboard box, expertly played by my friend John Skipp!
See lyrics to this song.
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Can't understand a word I'm singing? Wanna improve your English skills?
Check out my lyrics page! |
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My debacle with Santa Claus at the Comedy Under-ground Xmas Show!
